Top Ten Reasons Why It's Not That Great Being the Kid of a Rock Star
by A.
1. Can you really see my dad at a school play? I don't think so. Besides, he's always on tour.
2. Teachers that want autographs. Like...hello? Your supposed to be teaching me math.
3. E! True Hollywood Story uses SAME picture from like, nine years ago. We do grow up, you know!
4. People are ALWAYS asking if my sister and I play instruments, or when we're going to record our albums.
5. Freaked-out family names. Not our fault, ok? Bob Geldof's kid is named Fifi!
6. Can't tell people you first meet who your dad is, because they get all.... different.
7. Have to go on tour every summer-- miss my friends, and VERY boring.
8. Have already been everywhere, so nothing excites me anymore. Drama teacher called me "jaded."
9. Women are always trying to be nice to me to get my dad to like them. Just....gross.
10. Photographers following you into the bathroom to see if you're doing drugs so they can break the story that I'm a DRUGGIE. Like I would do drugs in the bathroom. So unsanitary.
