Yeah, S. pissed me off this week, so this is dedicated to her. Also, I heard a rumor that someone at school is going to forward this to S. to try to get her to be friends w/ them. First of all, go ahead! It's not like I used anyone's name anyway, so it would be hard to prove it was actually me. Second, S. will never be friends w/ you. She is EVIL. Trust me.
Back to the Satan list.
1. Normal people do not look good when they get up in the morning. S. does. Therefore, she's clearly made a deal with the devil.
2. S. always manages to get away with everything. Only the devil could do that.
3. She is definitely planning some kind of trouble for my dad's wedding next month.
4. Everything L. gives him to do for the wedding, she gives to me. What the #$%?
5. Empty promises. Bah!!!
6. She's in ONE Maroon 5 video, and now she won't stop taunting me about how Adam Levine supposedly hit on her. She doesn't even LIKE Maroon 5!
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