10/5/06

Top Ten Careers I Would Consider

In honor of career day and that retarded "career aptitude" test they made us take today (because sophomores are SO likely to know what they're doing with their lives), here are ten careers I would consider (or am considering).

1. Lawyer. I sort of have to put this, in case my dad ever reads this. But, it does seem like kind of a cool career, and I do like arguing.

2. Tennis pro. In like, a perfect world, I would just be the next Maria Sharapova. Yes, I will still make the Top Ten when I am famous.

3. American Idol Judge. I know, you probably have to be a music person to do this, but I am VERY good at being critical. That's got to come in handy somewhere, right?